-Z bahh......*literally*...

COME ONE! COME ALL!

"Hey Jan! Don't you hate it when you just can't lose those extra pounds of fat?"

"Yes Bill. I find it frustrating! As I'm sure our viewers at home do too!"

"That's right Jan!" (to tv screen) "Are you tired of having that extra weight you just can't lose? Do you spend HOURS at the gym for no use? Are you sick of wasting money on expensive equipment that gets you no-where? well, WASTE NO MORE!"

"Why not Bill?"

"Because, Jan, we at TVSHOP have got the solution!"

"And what's that Bill?"

"LOSE-FAT-FASTER!"

"wow Bill, that's amazing!"

"yes it is Jan! With our Puke-Shit-Fever combo, you can kiss all those extra pounds goodbye. And it's all so easy...just eat some bad food and our special 'food-poisoning' enzyme will do all the work for you!"

"That's amazing Bill. But is it safe?"

"Safe? OF COURSE! And it takes no effort whatsoever! You'll be 100% Satisfied! And all this for a mere $99.99!"

"Wow Bill! That's a truly amazing product!"

So folks? what are you waiting for? purchase YOUR 'lose-fat-faster' at a university cantine near you! And you can spend one of the best weekends EVER at home too! puking your brains out! like me! ....bah.