-Z bahh......*literally*...

COME ONE! COME ALL!

"Hey Jan! Don't you hate it when you just can't lose those extra pounds of fat?"

"Yes Bill. I find it frustrating! As I'm sure our viewers at home do too!"

"That's right Jan!" (to tv screen) "Are you tired of having that extra weight you just can't lose? Do you spend HOURS at the gym for no use? Are you sick of wasting money on expensive equipment that gets you no-where? well, WASTE NO MORE!"

"Why not Bill?"

"Because, Jan, we at TVSHOP have got the solution!"

"And what's that Bill?"

"LOSE-FAT-FASTER!"

"wow Bill, that's amazing!"

"yes it is Jan! With our Puke-Shit-Fever combo, you can kiss all those extra pounds goodbye. And it's all so easy...just eat some bad food and our special 'food-poisoning' enzyme will do all the work for you!"

"That's amazing Bill. But is it safe?"

"Safe? OF COURSE! And it takes no effort whatsoever! You'll be 100% Satisfied! And all this for a mere $99.99!"

"Wow Bill! That's a truly amazing product!"

So folks? what are you waiting for? purchase YOUR 'lose-fat-faster' at a university cantine near you! And you can spend one of the best weekends EVER at home too! puking your brains out! like me! ....bah.

:>| don't let the rainnn, come down on meeee...!!! >:/

At 6.45pm i decide to go to the computer shop, to see about buying my DVD burner and a new hard disk (120Gb for the curious). The store happens to close at 7pm. SOOOO...im driving like a maniac, dodging cars, getting pissed off at red lights, etc. I get there at 7pm, i find out the prices....total cost being 300 euros.

so, i come home...(7.10). I had 40 mins to kill, since my guitar lesson was only at 8pm...*or was it?*...SHIT! NO! It was at 7pm.

RUN! get the guitar, run out the door, down to the car, and...

it starts POURING on my head. i mean...literally, POURING.

get in the car, drenched, FUCK! loads of traffic! once again, dodging cars - BIG TIME - going fast as shit. If there was a "pouring down rain with loads of traffic in Lisbon" rally, id sure as shit be the winner. managed to get myself there in 10 mins. thank god.


Moral of the Story: dont believe people when they say the Boogie Man is having an affair with the Easter Bunny.

Study Study Study

Right! So...i need to study math. For those of u that didnt know, I was supposed to go study engineering in england this year, but didn't get in...so now i have to re-take my math exam to up my grade.

shitty.

look at a cat...why can't I live like that?

here i am! =) 

Uhhhh

Hey.

First Post. Heheh...if ure wondering what RAWR! is...well, its rawr! as in the sound tigers make. dont ask why..não bato bem da cabeça (translation: i don't beat well of the head). in other words theres a screw or two missing.

so yeah. gotta fill out my university applications..fun.